Tuesday, October 2, 2007

A woman's dilemma...


I found dis one funny......

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW ....WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN??

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature intosomething you'd like to have dinner with....

9 comments:

AN IBO DUDE'S CORNER said...

Na lie, i no gree

Its not entirely true for all races and kinds of men

Onome said...

roflmao Ibo dude!!! u sure???? we shall hear wat d ladies demselves have to say......

NikkiSab said...

This almost soooo true about men!!! I av come accross such people aka men and i wonder why de tink we are complicated. nice 1 chic

Onome said...

@nikki:thank u jare!! thank God sey no be only me

Andy said...

Is that true? No, I don't think its that bad ooooh.

Mustafa Şenalp said...

çok güzel bir site.

Onome said...

@andy: i hope so ooooo
@mustafa: english dude......english

Isi said...

true talk o! lol!!!

Onome said...

@isi: thanks chic....guys do u see????