Monday, April 14, 2008

And his name is..............

drums rolling......BOBO!!!!
after due consideration the management of the zoe vehicle has decided to rebrand for better performance...management took into cognisance the fact that the owner of the vehicle is a female...and zoe is a female name....so to prevent negative impressions of er...(ahem)peculiar tastes we have decide to rename him BOBO!!!
Y Bobo u ask? simple...who's the person who likes u ladies and treats u right? who do you ride? who's always by u to the end? who performs to your satisfaction virtually all the time?? who pampers u and who do you pamper....who most times wen all is well never really lets u down??? your BOBO!!! sooooooo with all dat and a lot more in mind we are renaming Zoe as Bobo...she is no more a frail ginger female but a strapping well endowed male(wink) ready to meet the management's needs and perform to the highest and longest period of time...ready to go to any length and please the owner....Thank you blogsville for your support...we look forward to a bright future with BOBO!!!!!

20 comments:

Afrobabe said...

Bobo???

You don kolo finish...who always lets you down and has errectile malfunction???

BOBO!!!

Onome said...

@afrobabe:haba madam haba!!!lmao...not all bobos ooo..in fact, dose ones are counterfeit bobos not original like mine;-)

NikkiSab said...

LMAO @Afro. Not all bobo's de disappoint. Lets hope de av a fertile, fidel, healthy and strong relationship togeda. (Shei i get qualities of afro type of bobo and onome moto bobo) LOL!!!!!

Onome said...

@nikkisab:taaannkk u ooo tell afro for me(lol)and tank for d good wishes make we dey look bobo dey go(lol)

Nwanyi Ocha said...

hmmm - this *cough* sex change ehhh

it better be worth ohhh... we know anything a man can do , a woman can do better *wink

lololol

O'Dee said...

Sex change ke, this bobo had better perform.

Warri Boi said...

na wah...i hope it performs better

LG said...

congratulations, but all these comments dey confuse me o,which one be sex change, infact onome i demand to c a pix of BOBO b4 further comment

Flourishing Florida said...

babe, unless u r talking abt an actually bobo, am so not interested in dis post

com'on girl, go get dat ass tapped!!! fine babe like u, (i saw those boobies pecking out of those D'Banj top, & am sure many other dudes saw it too - live & direct too) & r salivating. So, stop being stingy

Onome said...

@nwayi ocha: u jus wait and see(lol)
@@oluwadee:ahhh he don dey already perform(wink)
@vox: he is thanks
@ladyguide:thanks(lol)..u wanna see a pic...jus pic a year 2000 honda civic..dats my bobo(lol)
@florida:u know babes....getting an ass tap is not a problem...is wat happens afterwards dats my concern..comprehende??

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

BoBo - i guess thats fair, its better than the names i have been called in the past, like sugarcane and horseman lol...how ya been sista

Zayzee said...

onome na wa for u sha. c the way u just dey make guys head dey swell with all the sleepless nights they cause and....
infact, i no fit talk

Onome said...

@torrance:fine tansk...longman?? sugarcane??hmm
@uzezi:once in a while e good to appreciate guys bcos dem dey appreciate us wen dia own head no dey touch..if dia head touch we go deal with dem..we know every na(wink)

anonymous gal(retired blogger) said...

someone is obssesd wit her car.

Bunmmy said...

go Bobo! go Bobo! go! go! go!

Onome said...

@anon gal:far from it babes(lol)
@bunmmy:heheheheheheheheheh

Chari said...

am lost who is Bobo? sounds very familiar...

Onome said...

@charizard:bobo is my car!!! a green honda civic(lol)

tobenna said...

Bobo is too generic joo.
Just imagine calling my car babe?
Give him a special name

Onome said...

@tobenna:hahahahahahahaha who else calls he car bobo??? or make i do copy cat call am koko master...or koko lmao.....