Tuesday, November 13, 2007

REAL/FAKE friend?

Me like dis so much me put it on me blog(lol)

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we f***** up ... but that s*** was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: KEEP UR S*** SO LONG THEY FORGET ITS YOURS!!

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "B**** drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s***."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk s*** to the person who talks s*** about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will KNOCK THEM OUT!!!!

FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back!

NB:wer do u fall in?????

13 comments:

NikkiSab said...

real/fake friends. i am bn honest sometimes i reallty fall in btwn

Onome said...

@nikkisab:lmao u dont want to know wer i fall in dearie(giggle)

AN IBO DUDE'S CORNER said...

so for your mind, which one i be?

Onome said...

@IBD:(lol)

UnNaked Soul said...

hehhehehhe

Onome said...

@unnaked:hey there, tanx for stopping by

Isi said...

frankly, i kinda like most of the personality traits of 'fake' friends in this post. real friends (according to this post o) act parasitic!
babes how u dey?

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

hahaahaha.

Thank God for real friends!

Jinta said...

I'm leaning towards being a fake friend

Isi said...

is it too soon to ask for an update?!

Onome said...

@Isi:heeheehee
@solomonsydelle:shey????
@jinta:really???/:)
@Isi(again):no worry i go soon update(lol)

Afrobabe said...

I am a real friend especially when it comes to the "we f**ed up" part...but I guess a fake friend when it comes to folks...been brought up to appear good to them..so Will usually say enough sir and ma to allow my friend outta the house with me...so guess its still good...lol

Onome said...

@afrobabe: yelssss........danke schaun for dropping bye!!!:-)how u dey?