Flamin' Surfer

Simpson Matrix

slow days

Some days are so exciting and some days are absolutely slooooooooooooow....like d one am having now and its beginning to tell on my mood(although it really shouldn't)... for some strange reason its not just me dats bored...it seems to be everywhere... so am just curious: what do you do on your slow days? and how can u make it more exciting[for u at least]?
for someone like me i fiddle with the web and try to meet new people(depending on who sparks my interest), make a few calls, listen to music etc but i find even dat can be tiresome...so WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO WITH A SLOW DAY????!!!

Can you remember?

I joined this website called meetnigerians.net and der are so many clubs there with funny names for people with different interests..some topics are quite hilarious, others are like yuck! Anyyyyyyway one particular club called dreamlove asked me a question and i decided to ask you......
Can you remember the SILLIEST question you've ever been asked? By who, where and when? Feel free to share it with us (if u care :D.......)

this i nearly fell off my chair laughing over....dont know wats wrong with d damn video

Jul 17 - Visitors to a German zoo can visit a pair of rare animals who are half lion, half tiger -otherwise known as ligers.
The 17-year old animals are the result of a love affair between a female tiger and a male lion who were kept in the same enclosure.
The two ligers live in "Noah's Ark" zoo on Germany's Baltic coast. The zoo says the animals are so rare, that only two other ligers exist in the world.
Joanna Partridge reports.

Hope u guys can see dat crazy pic(lmao)............since d pic can't display visit dis link: http://www.reuters.com/news/video/videoStory?videoId=60855

Hmmmm................

My previous post, I stole from a forum cos I liked all it said about what a woman should be able to do and all that and couldnt help a mental comparison between myself and this 'ideal woman[so to speak]'.
First of , I dont have a screw driver and a cordless drill but i do have a black lacy bra(lol)....
Secondly, I dont have a drop dead gorgeous outfit should d president or perfect date expect me in an hour......neida do i have to money to move into an apartment of my own should d need arise.........men being d pigs dey are sometimes(pardon me guys) tend to ruin d friendships as dey ruin relationships(guys pls note i said sometimes) so when we break up, there's nothing left....and my childhood though gone can never be forgotten.
Where the hell am I going with all this u might ask....... this is just few of the numerous things women 'are supposed to have' but in stark reality do not...it doesn't make us less women. Yes we should strive to be attain all those(or should we?) but at the end of the day.......we are who we are:special, intelligent, gentle,beautiful etc.......and it is unchanged by whether or not we've met d criteria given below...dont get me wrong am not encouraging laziness, sloppiness, or plain stupidity.....but I am saying do not flog yerself or rate urself below average at any time for any reason despite whatever circumstance might be dictating at dat time.... aiight? ;) oo and guys.....this applies to u too :-p

for da ladies..............

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .
enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to... . something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a youth she's content to leave behind....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE . a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE . a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE . a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE . eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE . a feeling of control over her destiny... .. how to fall in love without losing herself..
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... how to quit a job , break up with a lover, and confront a friend without; ruining the friendship...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... that she can't change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... that her childhood may not have been perfect...but its over...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... what she would and wouldn't do for love or more... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW.. whom she can trust, whom she can't, and why she shouldn't take it personally..... where to go... be it to her best friend's kitchen table... or a charming inn in the woods... when her soul needs soothing...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... what she can and can't accomplish in a day... a month...and a year...

I found dis funny!!!!

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: EBA AGAIN??

New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the
mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making LOVe:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

'L'

When driving, people tend to avoid drivers with the 'L' sign dangling behind and before them bcos of it's meaning....Learner!!! I drove myself to Onikan to do my hair on Saturday and I was ALONE!!! I had no L sign dangling on my car, but am sure other drivers must have guessed I was a learner, or they felt I stole my father or boyfriend's car to play with because people kept horning and horning...it got so bad I pulled up my windows, put on my car radio to almost max volume and put on my a/c just to avoid hearing noises.....miraculously, I drove to Onikan and back. My point? I'm proud of myself not because I was crawling on the road i.e driving at snail speed, and I took a few wrong turns, but am glad I dint bash, dent, or even scratch anyone else's car because I entered enough holes......I guess I have the near free road that day to thank for that. My next target is the mainland, my liver cut at the thought of driving to work alone... for now anyway!

an acquirer

My elder sister called me an acquirer and am starting to think dat may be true..... as in, i have accounts in yahoo, hotmail, gmail, am on hi5, am on tagged, am on tubely, am on ndl, i even forget my passwords and noooooooooooww..........i just joined dis one. I was initially reluctant about opening dis account because hell, wat am i going to say...i mean am used to reading stuff but writing? Hmm.... but here I am. Hope I can maintain dis account successfully(wish me luck)!